Kid Classic

Ok so we are watching Enchanted....the princess gets pushed into a well, goes through some water and pops through a man hole in New York a real human. This all confused Macy...
"why did the mean lady do that...what happened to Gisell, how did she get real?"
So we said "the mean lady was the princes step mom, dressed up, and she does not what the Prince to get married, b/c she could not be the boss anymore, so she pushed Giselle in well that went to the magic hole and it sent her to the real world."
"So that is how she got real....through the magic hole?"
"Yes that is right."
"Is that how I got real...through the magic hole?...And Dale and Reid too we came through the magic hole?"
Duke and I look at each other and grin and say "yes that is how."
Macy adds...."Daddy too right." and Duke said "yes but a different one."
So she is ok with this answer and is now convinced she and Dale went through togeather....he held her hand underwater....
I guess my birds and bees speech is done...totally wrong and so messed up but done....

A few weeks back Reid asked How did Tanya get the baby in her tummy...I said she prayed with Scott to God to give them a baby, and took some special vitamins. Macy then terrified looks at me and asked "How did she open her mouth that big to swallow the baby." So we went throught how it starts small and grows big. Open can number 2 of worms....Reid asked "How do they get the baby out?" I told him she will get a really bad tummy ache and go to the hospital and the Dr.s take out the baby....HOW....he persues. Well you know your belly button...through there...it opens up big and then they tie it closed...that is how the baby and mommy are attached by belly buttons. He looked at his belly perplexed....I jumped in and said it ONLY happens when you are pregnant with a baby. A little relieved we dropped the convo and went on to something less permentaly destructive on the psyche. Again Birds and Bees speal botched....I am sure there will be more opportunities to mess this up again and again.... Dukes dad had him convinced he could lay eggs...and he turned out kinda normal.